My husband got a job! MY HUSBAND GOT A JOB! After two years of being unemployed, my husband got a job! He starts Monday with Wells Fargo. Say prayers that it goes well and that we are able to juggle both of us working and Melody and all the other things that go along with that.......
I actually got this news after leaving the Grapevine Police Department after getting my stolen stuff back. I think everyone down William D. Tate in Grapevine heard me screaming for miles I was so excited and happy for him (and us)! Wednesday was a great day!!!
Friday, September 17, 2010
Karma IS a Bitch!
I can't help smile like a teenager getting their first car while I type this post! Please reference my previous post and the said worthless scum bag that took all my stuff in August.... Well, he got caught! WAY TO GO Grapevine Police Department! And before I forget, let me tell ya, Grapevine has some CUTIES on their police force!
Well, this thief was a career criminal (and druggie). He was on parole/probation?... whatever, and wasn't keeping up with things (what a freakin' shock! he was too busy out "workin'"!) Well, they went to go find him or something along those lines and when they found him, they also found a whole bunch of stolen property. Grapevine criminal unit was able to recover items from 30+ different women!
So I have now gotten back some of my credits cards (all which were cancelled the day they were stolen), my driver's license, my fake Coach wallet and makeup bag, my daughter's SS card (soooo happy about this!!!!), my Franklin Covey organizer with all my address and phone numbers and confidential information contained therein!!!!! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AND........ drumroll please! I GOT MY ED HARDY PURSE BACK! Said scumbag's girlfriend tried to keep it and said it was hers but when the cops saw my current purse in the same exact fabric, they went back and got it for me! Not to mention that I have a picture of it on my phone! I am so excited to have it back and will begin carrying that awesome bag again as soon as I get around to getting it dry cleaned!
The BEST part of this whole story however is that when scumbag was about to get caught, he ran from the officers and when he was running away, him fall down and go boom in a creek! He broke ribs and punctured a lung! Karma is a bitch ain't it!!!!! *I am truly squealing with delight here*
Well, this thief was a career criminal (and druggie). He was on parole/probation?... whatever, and wasn't keeping up with things (what a freakin' shock! he was too busy out "workin'"!) Well, they went to go find him or something along those lines and when they found him, they also found a whole bunch of stolen property. Grapevine criminal unit was able to recover items from 30+ different women!
So I have now gotten back some of my credits cards (all which were cancelled the day they were stolen), my driver's license, my fake Coach wallet and makeup bag, my daughter's SS card (soooo happy about this!!!!), my Franklin Covey organizer with all my address and phone numbers and confidential information contained therein!!!!! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AND........ drumroll please! I GOT MY ED HARDY PURSE BACK! Said scumbag's girlfriend tried to keep it and said it was hers but when the cops saw my current purse in the same exact fabric, they went back and got it for me! Not to mention that I have a picture of it on my phone! I am so excited to have it back and will begin carrying that awesome bag again as soon as I get around to getting it dry cleaned!
The BEST part of this whole story however is that when scumbag was about to get caught, he ran from the officers and when he was running away, him fall down and go boom in a creek! He broke ribs and punctured a lung! Karma is a bitch ain't it!!!!! *I am truly squealing with delight here*
Monday, August 23, 2010
Just Another Circle
Okay...... forgive my not so PG friendly post here....... but........ THIS MONTH, the month of AUGUST 2010 has f'n SUCKED ladies and gentlemen.
It started out at the beginning of this month when some worthless, white trash, low life, bastard stole my purse and my bag that contained my whole entire life. The asshole got ALL of our identification information, SS#s, DL#s, you name it. Only things he didn't get were my phone, my car/house keys or my debit card. I am still anxiously awaiting for that first hit of identity theft. Greatness, let me tell ya...... NOT!
From there, this month has just spiraled straight into more BS. It has been painful. Mentally and emotionally draining. And then today, as my husband calls because he is stuck in traffic and can't pick up our daughter on time from her first day of school, it occurred to me that maybe I am truly already in hell.
My life is far from AVERAGE gals and guys. My life is freakin' Dante's Inferno right now and it appears that I am just going from one level or ring of hell to the next.......
"The two poets escape Hell by climbing down Satan's ragged fur, passing through the centre of the earth (with a consequent change in the direction of gravity), and emerge in the other hemisphere (described in the Purgatorio) just before dawn on Easter Sunday, beneath a sky studded with stars (Canto XXXIV)."
I AM READY FOR MY ESCAPE NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Oh! And this is my birthday month for Pete's sake! Can I please get a break?
It started out at the beginning of this month when some worthless, white trash, low life, bastard stole my purse and my bag that contained my whole entire life. The asshole got ALL of our identification information, SS#s, DL#s, you name it. Only things he didn't get were my phone, my car/house keys or my debit card. I am still anxiously awaiting for that first hit of identity theft. Greatness, let me tell ya...... NOT!
From there, this month has just spiraled straight into more BS. It has been painful. Mentally and emotionally draining. And then today, as my husband calls because he is stuck in traffic and can't pick up our daughter on time from her first day of school, it occurred to me that maybe I am truly already in hell.
My life is far from AVERAGE gals and guys. My life is freakin' Dante's Inferno right now and it appears that I am just going from one level or ring of hell to the next.......
"The two poets escape Hell by climbing down Satan's ragged fur, passing through the centre of the earth (with a consequent change in the direction of gravity), and emerge in the other hemisphere (described in the Purgatorio) just before dawn on Easter Sunday, beneath a sky studded with stars (Canto XXXIV)."
I AM READY FOR MY ESCAPE NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Oh! And this is my birthday month for Pete's sake! Can I please get a break?
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Seriously... Scented Razors?
Okay... It seems the latest "thing" in women's razors is scented handles!
OMG! What EVER did I do before my razor smelled softly of lavendar or citrus? Give me a freakin' break! That marketing idea is about as good as the man who came up with putting "have a happy period" on the kotex wrappers! Note that I say MAN because I honestly know that no woman would ever be stupid enough to come up with something like this!
First of all, you never even really smell these scented razors because by the time you use the flowery shampoo and conditioner, citrus body soap, mint foot scrub, sweet pea shaving cream... okay, you get where I am going with this... After all of that, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I CAN SMELL YOUR STUPID FREAKING SCENTED RAZOR? No! No I can't! Nor do I really want to! Do we honestly need ANOTHER chemical/smell introduced into our daily grooming routines. No! No we don't! So save me the extra few cents Gillette, Schick and keep your stupid scented razors!
Lord I feel better now! :)
OMG! What EVER did I do before my razor smelled softly of lavendar or citrus? Give me a freakin' break! That marketing idea is about as good as the man who came up with putting "have a happy period" on the kotex wrappers! Note that I say MAN because I honestly know that no woman would ever be stupid enough to come up with something like this!
First of all, you never even really smell these scented razors because by the time you use the flowery shampoo and conditioner, citrus body soap, mint foot scrub, sweet pea shaving cream... okay, you get where I am going with this... After all of that, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I CAN SMELL YOUR STUPID FREAKING SCENTED RAZOR? No! No I can't! Nor do I really want to! Do we honestly need ANOTHER chemical/smell introduced into our daily grooming routines. No! No we don't! So save me the extra few cents Gillette, Schick and keep your stupid scented razors!
Lord I feel better now! :)
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