Monday, August 23, 2010

Just Another Circle

Okay...... forgive my not so PG friendly post here....... but........ THIS MONTH, the month of AUGUST 2010 has f'n SUCKED ladies and gentlemen.

It started out at the beginning of this month when some worthless, white trash, low life, bastard stole my purse and my bag that contained my whole entire life. The asshole got ALL of our identification information, SS#s, DL#s, you name it. Only things he didn't get were my phone, my car/house keys or my debit card. I am still anxiously awaiting for that first hit of identity theft. Greatness, let me tell ya...... NOT!

From there, this month has just spiraled straight into more BS. It has been painful. Mentally and emotionally draining. And then today, as my husband calls because he is stuck in traffic and can't pick up our daughter on time from her first day of school, it occurred to me that maybe I am truly already in hell.

My life is far from AVERAGE gals and guys. My life is freakin' Dante's Inferno right now and it appears that I am just going from one level or ring of hell to the next.......

"The two poets escape Hell by climbing down Satan's ragged fur, passing through the centre of the earth (with a consequent change in the direction of gravity), and emerge in the other hemisphere (described in the Purgatorio) just before dawn on Easter Sunday, beneath a sky studded with stars (Canto XXXIV)."

I AM READY FOR MY ESCAPE NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Oh! And this is my birthday month for Pete's sake! Can I please get a break?