Seriously... Scented Razors?

Okay... It seems the latest "thing" in women's razors is scented handles!

OMG! What EVER did I do before my razor smelled softly of lavendar or citrus? Give me a freakin' break! That marketing idea is about as good as the man who came up with putting "have a happy period" on the kotex wrappers! Note that I say MAN because I honestly know that no woman would ever be stupid enough to come up with something like this!

First of all, you never even really smell these scented razors because by the time you use the flowery shampoo and conditioner, citrus body soap, mint foot scrub, sweet pea shaving cream... okay, you get where I am going with this... After all of that, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I CAN SMELL YOUR STUPID FREAKING SCENTED RAZOR? No! No I can't! Nor do I really want to! Do we honestly need ANOTHER chemical/smell introduced into our daily grooming routines. No! No we don't! So save me the extra few cents Gillette, Schick and keep your stupid scented razors!

Lord I feel better now! :)